Monday 6 March 2017

Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material

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Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover 

1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car

2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments

3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts 

4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber 

5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup 

6. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage 

7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.

8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.

9. If you have a beard, shave it all up 

10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food

11. Propose without a ring 

12. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage 

13. Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild 

14. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo 

15. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm 

16. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.

17. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd ) 

18. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you 

19. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore.

20. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up.

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